I don’t talk about the whole “illegal immigration” thing here much, mostly because I think it’s a tad bit silly.Â But now I’ve got my own immigration story.
800 miles ($100 in fuel and two days of driving) to Memphis and back
$400 (paid before the price was increased) fee to fill out a lot of paperwork
A 15 minute interview, and viola…
The Missus is going to get her citizenship.Â Hopefully the swearing in will be a little closer than Memphis.Â Of course we’re happy, but there are a couple of things about the whole process that I don’t understand.
She’s been here for 23 years.Â She went to college here.Â She went to grad school here.Â She’s taught in multiple school systems.Â She’s been paying taxes for a looooong time.Â No problem letting her mold young minds, but issue her a passport?Â No way.
Her brother has been here for 25 years.Â He also went to college and grad school here.Â He’s paid taxes (and lots of them) for a long time too, and he was only recently able to get his green card so that he isn’t dependent on the work visa he had through his current employer.Â They both speak without accents and write English better than most people who were born here.
Why do people like this have to drive 800 miles for 15 minute interviews and practically beg to be a part of this country?Â Isn’t there some way we could use ball bearings or lasers or computers or something to determine who is here (legally) and being productive?Â Wouldn’t it be easier to simply send them a letter:
“Hey!Â We noticed that you work your ass off, don’t break the law, and are a perfect example of everything that is right with this country.Â We also noticed that you haven’t joined officially, and we’d really like for you too.Â Get back to us and let’s make this happen–we’d love to have you!”