Now THIS is Funny

SVD at KTownLowDown has a hilarious list of insurance policies we could all use. I think he is actually outlining the talking points for the 2012 Democratic Presidential Campaign.

Ugly Insurance. There’s nothing worse than standing in the Food Insurance Card Issue line and having to look at a bunch of ugly people. If we have abortion on demand, we should have Botox on demand…they may already have this in CA

Life Insurance. This is not typical life insurance, where if you die your benefactors get some money, no this is ‘I Screwed-Up My Life and I Need the Government to Bail Me Out Insurance.’ By far it has the longest title, but is the most self explanatory.

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