Wu Tang Financial

A lot of people are worried about these unstable financial times. A few years ago Dave Chappelle tried to help America, but I’m not sure how many people listened. I don’t think you have to be down with the Wu to understand how funny this is, but references to the Ol’ Dirty Bastard help if you know a little something about him (or Dirt McGirt). We can only speculate as to why he wasn’t able to be at the conference.

Green. Get the money. Dollar dollar bill ya’ll.

Old Rockers vs Old Rappers

It seems like the biggest difference between has been rockers and has been rappers is how they get involved with drugs after their careers or over.  Old rockers go to rehab.  Old rappers start slingin’.

Warren G. got busted this morning for possession with intent to sell.  Actually, that sounds a little like a stretch.  I’m sure Warren G. and his companion weren’t actually intending to sell any of this.  It was early in the morning when they were arrested…I’m sure they hadn’t been awake long enough to consume the product down to a simple possession charge.

Everything I Need To Know I Learned From Hip Hop

The sad thing is, this isn’t really hip hop, and that’s at least one side of the point of this clip. As the “rapper” states at the beginning of the song, there’s no way to go platinum doing songs with hooks and concepts.

I was listening to the Old School Rap channel on cable the other night. I can’t believe how bland and boring rap has become in comparison to the old stuff. I thought new country was bad until I compared old and new rap.

Anyway, enjoy the video and its social commentary. There’s actually a point if you understand that this is satire.

Not safe for work, at least at most jobs.

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H/T Instapundit.