Wintery weather has been predicted to possibly occur somewhere in this vicinity.
In the South, that means one thing–get thee to a grocery to buy all the bread and milk you can fit into the cart.  You’re going to be stuck in your house (after all, the snow piles reaching as high as two inches will keep you from even opening the door) until the dusting of snow that covers a twenty yard stretch of half a lane of the four lane highway between your house and Kroger melts. This could take anywhere from 4 to 6 hours, and you’ll never make it to mid-morning without plenty of bread and milk.
Oh to be in college, when preparing for snow meant stocking up on beer, condoms, and stolen trays from the cafeteria to be used as sleds.
